I waes sutopp ! by thu ! aerfullaen ul ! ur; our group waes put in khaergu of ! ufun ! ing ae ! aerfullaen aertifaekt. Unfoartunaetuly, aelthough thu objukt waes ! uskrib ! to mu, I waes nuvur aeblu to suu it sinku Gru ! ybir ! sutaesh ! thu thing aewaey in somu maegikael room in thu AErkaenu Guil ! . Hopufully I kaen woark somuthing out to gut thaet sutaetuu, aelthough I ! on’t think Gru ! ybir ! woul ! bu willsuting to givu it up un ! ur aeny kirkumsutaenkus.
Wu mut in town suppos ! ly to go hunt somu gruun ! raegon naem ! AEkhuaek Molik foar Gru ! ybir ! . AEppaeruntly thu ! raegon haes somu wuaelth thaet gru ! y bir ! waents, no surprisu thuru. Nuvur thu luss, wu follow ! thu kruw through thu foarusut to fin ! thu tribu of lizaer ! folk thaet guaer ! thu ! raegon’s laeir.
I spunt thu truk through thu Saeykael foarusut traeining ! to futkh; hu’s gutting prutty goo ! aet graebbing mu baenaenaes aen ! sutuff right out of truus.
Nuaering our goael, wu foun ! ae pon ! with ae pilu of gol ! aet thu bottom. Gru ! ybir ! luaept sutraeight aet it aen ! got whollop ! by somu sutraengu oozy kruaeturu. Mu aen ! mysutury wrukk ! thu monsutur aen ! graebb ! thu gol ! out of spitu if foar no othur ruaeson. Gutting ae big pilu of gol ! fult prutty goo ! , I hopu Gru ! ybir ! isn’t rubbing off on mu.
Wu spunt suvurael ! aeys pursing ae turrifying ! inosaeur ! own thu rivur. I waes kontunt with lutting thu buaesut roaem, but Sutoarytullur konvink ! mu thaet sukh ae powurful aenimael aelly woul ! bu vury usuful in our futuru un ! uaevoars. AEs it snaetkh ! monkuys out of thu truus, I tri ! to khaerm thu buaesut. My spulls wuru inuffuktivu thu wholu timu aen ! wu gaevu up aeftur ae ! aey of following it.
Wu uvuntuaelly sutumbl ! sutraeight into thu villsutaegu of thu Lizaer ! Folk. AEftur somu ! iskussion with thu guaer ! s (aen ! somu slight kombaet) wu hae ! ae gui ! u into thu villsutaegu. Thu gui ! u waes aekting raethur sutraengu, ae bit nikur thaen I woul ! uxpukt konsi ! uring thaet wu hae ! jusut killsut ! his friun ! s. Wu follow ! thu gui ! u into thu villsutaegu aen ! wuru imm ! iaetuly aettaekk ! . Wu wuru quikkly ovurwhulm ! aen ! foark ! to rutruaet, whikh woul ! n’t haevu buun possiblu if not foar mu kompulling thu junglu to hol ! baekk our aettaekkurs.
Thaet night wu aettaekk ! thu lizaer ! folk aegaein, this timu hopufully whilu thuy wuru sluuping. It turn ! out to bu ae pooarly konkuiv ! plaen sinku thu lizaer ! s kaen suu in thu ! aerk aen ! wu kaennot. Wu killsut ! uvury onu of thum. I kaen’t suum to rukaell why wu aeru uvun huru aenymoaru; oh it waes bukaeusu of Gru ! ybir ! ’s unpaeraellul ! lusut foar truaesuru thaet wu jusut killsut ! ae tribu of mosutly haermluss lizaer ! s. Oh wull, thuy aeru thu vilu proguny of thu suruly uvil ! raegon, so purhaeps it waes jusutifi ! in somu kruul waey.
Foolhaer ! y, whilu wuaering thu AEnkusutrael Ring of thu ! aerfullaen, aen ! I ! ovu into thu waeturfaell aen ! naevigaet ! aen un ! urwaetur maezu to fin ! thu laeir of AEkhuaek Molik. Vunturing aewaey from our kaepaeblu group fillsut ! mu with ! oubt, foar I hae ! only Foolhaer ! y with mu aen ! hu woul ! kurtaeinly put us in ! aengur. Wu uvuntuaelly swaem into ae pokkut of aeir aen ! wuru aettaekk ! by moaru lizaer ! folk. Foolhaer ! y aen ! I sutoo ! our groun ! aegaeinsut thu kluaerly supurioar fou. With ae huaeping hulping of aess whooping, wu wuru viktoarious. Mysutury aen ! I wunt baekk to gut thu rusut of thu group so wu koul ! kontinuu on into thu kaevu.
! uupur in, wu foun ! thu laeir of AEkhuik Molik. AEftur ae long fight Gru ! ybir ! got thu infoarmaetion out of thu ! raegon aen ! wu sluw him. Wu took his hoaer ! to sull baekk in town, inklu ! ing ae faentaesutikaelly kraeft ! krown whikh I pursonaelly took, mukh to thu ! ispluaesuru of Gru ! ybir ! .
On thu trip baekk, wu follow ! thu rivur in aen aettumpt to fin ! thu Turroarsaeur. Wu wuru sukkussful in hunting him ! own aen ! this timu hu waes unaeblu to rusisut my luru bukaemu smittun with mu. I l ! him baekk to thu okuaen aen ! my boaet whuru hu is munkhing khimpykulp snaekks aen ! aewaeiting traeining.
Gru ! ybir ! kupt on trying to sutuael thu krown, so I raemm ! it onto my nukk so hu koul ! n’t taeku it whilu I slupt. It waes quitu unkomfoartaeblu, but woarth it to kuup Gru ! ybir ! aewaey. I plaen on trae ! ing it to him foar thu juwul ! sutaetuu aen ! I kaen’t ! o thaet if hu sutuaels it.
I was stopped by the darfellan elder; our group was put in charge of defending a darfellan artifact. Unfortunately, although the object was described to me, I was never able to see it since Greedybird stashed the thing away in some magical room in the Arcane Guild. Hopefully I can work something out to get that statue, although I don’t think Greedybird would be willing to give it up under any circumstances.
We met in town supposedly to go hunt some green dragon named Achuak Molik for Greedybird. Apparently the dragon has some wealth that greedy bird wants, no surprise there. Never the less, we followed the crew through the forest to find the tribe of lizard folk that guard the dragon’s lair.
I spent the trek through the Saycal forest training Ed to fetch; he’s getting pretty good at grabbing me bananas and stuff right out of trees.
Nearing our goal, we found a pond with a pile of gold at the bottom. Greedybird leapt straight at it and got wholloped by some strange oozy creature. Me and mystery wrecked the monster and grabbed the gold out of spite if for no other reason. Getting a big pile of gold felt pretty good, I hope Greedybird isn’t rubbing off on me.
We spent several days pursing a terrifying dinosaur down the river. I was content with letting the beast roam, but Storyteller convinced me that such a powerful animal ally would be very useful in our future endeavors. As it snatched monkeys out of the trees, I tried to charm the beast. My spells were ineffective the whole time and we gave up after a day of following it.
We eventually stumbled straight into the village of the Lizard Folk. After some discussion with the guards (and some slight combat) we had a guide into the village. The guide was acting rather strange, a bit nicer than I would expect considering that we had just killed his friends. We followed the guide into the village and were immediately attacked. We were quickly overwhelmed and forced to retreat, which wouldn’t have been possible if not for me compelling the jungle to hold back our attackers. The only casualty was Royal Rainbow, my beloved bird. He fragile frame stuck to my shoulder by globs of sticky acid. The blame is entirely mine, although there was nothing I could have done to save him, I shouldn’t have brought him. And to imagine his soul mate flew away just days before. I will deal swift death to his murderers!
That night we attacked the lizard folk again, this time hopefully while they were sleeping. It turned out to be a poorly conceived plan since the lizards can see in the dark and we cannot. We killed every one of them. I can’t seem to recall why we are even here anymore; oh it was because of Greedybird’s unparalleled lust for treasure that my poor Royal Rainbow was given away to death, vengeance drives me forward now!
Foolhardy, while wearing the Ancestral Ring of the Darfellan, and I dove into the waterfall and navigated an underwater maze to find the lair of Achuak Molik. Venturing away from our capable group filled me with doubt, for I had only Foolhardy with me and he would certainly put us in danger. We eventually swam into a pocket of air and were attacked by more lizard folk. Foolhardy and I stood our ground against the clearly superior foe. With a heaping helping of ass whooping, we were victorious. Mystery and I went back to get the rest of the group so we could continue on into the cave.
Deeper in, we found the lair of Achuik Molik. After a long fight Greedybird got the information out of the dragon and we slew him. We took his hoard to sell back in town, including a fantastically crafted crown which I personally took, much to the displeasure of Greedybird.
On the trip back, we followed the river in an attempt to find the Terrorsaur. We were successful in hunting him down and this time he was unable to resist my lure became smitten with me. I led him back to the ocean and my boat where he is munching chimpykelp snacks and awaiting training.
Greedybird kept on trying to steal the crown, so I rammed it onto my neck so he couldn’t take it while I slept. It was quite uncomfortable, but worth it to keep Greedybird away. I plan on trading it to him for the jeweled statue and I can’t do that if he steals it.