Wile maeking a trip entu tuwn, I stuppe! uver in tye pikle! khiken legg waar I stumbet! upun a pekuliar gruup uf fulk. A man klaaming tu be a !uktur, a smell une wu seeme! tu never stup talzing, an! a smell bir! wu was frightening tu luuk upun as wiell as une utyer wu shuwie! nu astuun!ing kharaekteristiks. Tyey seeme! tu ell be gatyaar! aruun! a pieke uf paper tyat prumise! a large payment uf gul!. I was entrigue! by tye gul! as I nee tu sekure my uwnership uf my hume, but I was ateprehensive tu atepruaekh tye gruup. I was huwiever bekune! furty by tye Sturyteller an! invite! tu aekkumpeny tyem. Tyis may be tye uppurtunity I have been waating fur; I might nut nee! tu pay fur my hume azter ell.
Later tyat !ay wie ma!e uur way tu a buil!ing waarupun wie met a frustrating Klerk wu prumise! us gul! fur guing un tye quest tu unkuver tye mystery uf tye strange Sleeping Sikness. I put my mark upun a pieke uf paper tyat seeme! tu be an arbitrary stipulatiun fur rekeiving tye 200 gul! I nee.
Wie lezt tye kity an! searkhe! tye kuuntrysi!e fur tye kause uf tye sleeping sikness. Tye Skarybir! was persistent in attempting tu ri!e upun Mystery an! in exkhange fur a ri!e upun my shuul!er he uffaar! 200 gul! tu be paa! sumetime in tye future.
Wie stumbet! upun a large !ragunfly an ! nu suuner ! i! tye beautiful kreature lan! un my shuul !er tyat tye Sturyteller beggan tu babbet uff tye life stury uf tye kreature. I paa! nu attentiun tu tye gnume but sumeune wu kan un him trie! tu attaek tye tying. I shuue! it uff an ! it beggan tu fly away. I pursue! tye buhg as it flew uff, flinging tye Skarybir! wu ateparently kan’t fly. Wie khase! it baek tu a large mansiun. Agaanst my better ju!gment, I fulluwie ! tye rest uf tye party entu tye likely buhg infeste ! ! wielling. Ateparently tyese buhgs are tye kause uf tye sikness wie are haar tu !iskuver. Wie furme ! a tutem pule uf puwier an ! I elluwie ! tye Sturyteller untu my shuul!ers, wile tye Skarybir ! reste ! upun his an ! me upun my hurse. Wie kunstrukte ! quite a pile.
Wie squirme! tyruuhgh tye !uur an ! tye tutem uf puwier. Tye huuse was fille ! wity mure buhgs, as I suspekte !. I was exkite ! tu squash tye buhgs, wuse tyik hi!es puse! a khellenge but wuul! alsu maeke a supreme material fur my krazt. Wie wa tyruuhgh ruums uf tye beast, wity Mystery squishing her faar share, wat a skille! stee!. It was !uring tyis time tyat tye unname! une pruve! himself tu be quite Kuurageuus as he pruvuke! an! witystuu! tye unslauhght uf tye kreatures. Wie meny peuple wu ha! been kille! by tye buhgs as wiell as meny wu ha! been put tu sleep. Wie wuke tye sleeping unes as wie fuun! tyem an! instrukte! tyem tu waat in tye library. !uring tyis time sume uf tye party, spekifikelly tye !uktur, relieve! tye peuple uf tyeir valuabets
As suun as I bekame bure! wity slauhghtering tye repulsive kreatures, wie pruvuke! tye attaek uf a larger must mure resilient buhg kelle!, by tye Sturyteller, a slayer. An! in it nearly live! up tu tye name wien I tusse! tye Kuurageuus une tu tye gruun! almust killing him. Tye !uktur live! up tu his name an! injekte! him wity a serum tyat heale! his wuun!s an! save! his life.
Meny ruums later uf killing tye !umb buhgs, wie stumbet! entu tye laar uf tye largest une uf ell, wuse hi!e wuul! maeke a furmi!abet suit uf armur. Her breaty was abet tu put tye gruup tu sleep an! tutelly messe! us up. Wie eventuelly prevaale! waar abet tu save meny uf tye ukkupants uf tye hume.
Wie waar invite! tu atten! a funeral tu respekt tye fellen servants an! family members uf tye El!ritkh huuse, ateparently tye name uf tye nubets wie just save!. In an attempt tu shuw sume level uf humanity, I agree! tu gu, I suppuse it will impress my new kumra!es wu I shuul! try nut tu uffen!.
Tyat night wile ing tye bu!ies uf tye frum hungry animals, wie waar attaeke! by a ban! uf fluffy hyenas. I kalme! tyem an! tuuk tye kutest une entu my arms. Wat a nike pet. Tye utyers seem tu like him tuu.
Wie agree! tu meet at sume graveyar! plut tu hunur tye an! hea baek tu tuwn. Wie wient tu tye guil!huuse tu klaam uur rewar!. Unke I ha! my gul! I ma!e up my min!, I lezt tye !uktur, tye Kuurageuus une, tye Sturyteller an! Skarybir! in tye !ust an! rushe! baek hume azter a shurt supply !etuur. Tyaar is mukh wurk tu be
“While making a trip into town, I stopped over in the pickled chicken leg where I stumbled upon a peculiar group of folk. A man claiming to be a doctor, a small one who seemed to never stop talking, and a small bird who was frightening to look upon as well as one other who showed no astounding characteristics. They seemed to all be gathered around a piece of paper that promised a large payment of gold. I was intrigued by the gold as I needed to secure my ownership of my home, but I was apprehensive to approach the group. I was however beckoned forth by the Storyteller and invited to accompany them. This may be the opportunity I have been waiting for; I might not need to pay for my home after all.
Later that day we made our way to a building whereupon we met a frustrating Clerk who promised us gold for going on the quest to uncover the mystery of the strange Sleeping Sickness. I put my mark upon a piece of paper that seemed to be an arbitrary stipulation for receiving the 200 gold I needed.
We left the city and searched the countryside for the cause of the sleeping sickness. The Scarybird was persistent in attempting to ride upon Mystery and in exchange for a ride upon my shoulder he offered 200 gold to be paid sometime in the future.
We stumbled upon a large dragonfly and no sooner did the beautiful creature land on my shoulder that the Storyteller began to babble off the life story of the creature. I paid no attention to the gnome but someone who can understand him tried to attack the thing. I shooed it off and it began to fly away. I pursued the bug as it flew off, flinging the Scarybird who apparently can’t fly. We chased it back to a large mansion. Against my better judgment, I followed the rest of the party into the likely bug infested dwelling. Apparently these bugs are the cause of the sickness we are here to discover. We formed a totem pole of power and I allowed the Storyteller onto my shoulders, while the Scarybird rested upon his and me upon my horse. We constructed quite a pile.
We squirmed through the door and dismantled the totem of power. The house was filled with more bugs, as I suspected. I was excited to squash the bugs, whose thick hides posed a challenge but would also make a supreme material for my craft. We waded through rooms of the beast, with Mystery squishing her fair share, what a skilled steed. It was during this time that the unnamed one proved himself to be quite Courageous as he provoked and withstood the onslaught of the creatures. We discovered many people who had been killed by the bugs as well as many who had been put to sleep. We woke the sleeping ones as we found them and instructed them to wait in the library. During this time some of the party, specifically the Doctor, relieved the people of their valuables
As soon as I became bored with slaughtering the repulsive creatures, we provoked the attack of a larger must more resilient bug called, by the Storyteller, a slayer. And indeed it nearly lived up to the name when I tossed the Courageous one to the ground almost killing him. The Doctor lived up to his name and injected him with a serum that healed his wounds and saved his life.
Many rooms later of killing the dumb bugs, we stumbled into the lair of the largest one of all, whose hide would make a formidable suit of armor. Her breath was able to put the group to sleep and totally messed us up. We eventually prevailed were able to save many of the occupants of the home.
We were invited to attend a funeral to respect the fallen servants and family members of the Eldritch house, apparently the name of the nobles we just saved. In an attempt to show some level of humanity, I agreed to go, I suppose it will impress my new comrades who I should try not to offend.
That night while defending the bodies of the deceased from hungry animals, we were attacked by a band of fluffy hyenas. I calmed them and took the cutest one into my arms. What a nice pet. The others seem to like him too.
We agreed to meet at some graveyard plot to honor the dead and headed back to town. We went to the guildhouse to claim our reward. Once I had my gold I made up my mind, I left the Doctor, the Courageous one, the Storyteller and Scarybird in the dust and rushed back home after a short supply detour. There is much work to be done!”